Old People at weddings always poke me and say “your next”. So i started to do the same thing to them at funerals
Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
What do you call a line of blondes standing next to each other? A wind tunnel.
Why did the blonde stare orange juice container? Because it said concentrate.
Two blondes were driving to Disney Land. The sign said : ” Disney Land left”. They started to cry and went home.
A blonde calls her Mum: Blonde: Mum I’m a genius Mum: Really dear, how do you know? Blonde: I’ve just finished a puzzle that I’ve been working on for a year that says 2-5 years. Want more? YEAHH MOREMORE Nathan and Emily P