1. Old People at weddings always poke me and say “your next”. So i started to do the same thing to them at funerals
  2. Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
  3. What do you call a line of blondes standing next to each other? A wind tunnel.
  4. Why did the blonde stare orange juice container? Because it said concentrate.
  5. Two blondes were driving to Disney Land. The sign said : ” Disney Land left”. They started to cry and went home.
  6. A blonde calls her Mum:                                                                                                                        Blonde: Mum I’m a genius                                                                                                                     Mum: Really dear, how do you know?                                                                                               Blonde: I’ve just finished a puzzle that I’ve been working on for a year that says 2-5 years.     Want more? YEAHH MORE MORE                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     Nathan and Emily P   

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